My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Congratulations! We have a period
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