**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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