im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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