Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm sobbing to NWA
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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