I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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