Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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