Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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