I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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