Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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