We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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