i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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