Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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