he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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