If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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