please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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