I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
