Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
