Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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