they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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