I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
COCAINE IS GR8
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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