So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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