remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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