They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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