yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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