I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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