I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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