Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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