We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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