she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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