i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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