When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
