You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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