I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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