Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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