Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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