what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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