Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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