East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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