There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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