Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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