My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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