We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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