What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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