Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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