he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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