i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
