walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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