Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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