haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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