We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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