I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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