Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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