dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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