Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
love makes seman taste better
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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