my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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