I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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