PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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