babies were throwing up all over the place
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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